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I have no choice but to share this with everyone. I swear if I was stoned when I watched it the first time I'd be on the ground crying from laughing so hard. This amused me greatly.
I do tech support over the phone. So this means I have to be all nice and courteous and take shit from people that have no business giving me shit because they're morons. At least they can say goodbye at the end of the call. Is that just too much to ask? I just spent the last 20 minutes of my life with you fixing your problem. 20 minutes I'll never get back and the least you can do at the end of the call is say goodbye.
The worst are the ones that don't say goodbye and then just hang up before I have a chance to even finish a sentence or end the call politely myself. Just fucking rude asshats.
Apparently my journal entry subject was edited. Is "asshat" really so harsh it can't be in the title? We can use "fuck" in our quotes and kismet but "asshat" is pushing the limits in the journal subject?!
Five years later and I still don't care.
02:22 Jan 26 2010 Times Read: 630
It's been five years since Brad and Jen split. Anyone really care? What I can't believe is that five years later IT'S STILL FUCKING NEWS. For the most part I find Jennifer Aniston a waste of human life and she's done nothing that was worth while for me. OK, she was in Office Space but anyone could have played her part.
I. Do. Not. Give. A. Fuck.
Oh and the real news, about things actually happening in the world, little sliver on the top. Nice.
Got a giggle out of this, and I seriously agree. The real issues are taking a minor space at the page while OLD news gets the largest portion of the page. Go figure.
Lets hope you keep feeling "fluffy".....hmmmmmm, that would be a cute nickname for you ;)
I have to go to the dentist...ugh
15:38 Jan 25 2010 Times Read: 634
So I broke a tooth last Thursday and holy mother in the name of Florence Henderson am I in pain. The pain didn't hit me really on Thursday and by the time it had hit me on Friday I had no way to get to the dentist regardless. The car was torn apart getting it's front end done and it wasn't completed until Saturday afternoon basically. By then no place around was open.
So I've spent the last few days in abject pain. Since I just can't buy a simple antibiotic over the counter like most places in the world (including fucking Mexico) I've had no way to fight the infection. The right side of my face is completely swollen up to my eye socket. So I've done nothing but medicate myself with a combination of aspirin with codeine, liquid anbesol for numbing, Tylenol PM's to help keep me in a half dazed state of sleep and of course, my wonderful cure-all; weed.
So now I'm going to the dentist this afternoon to have it looked at. Nothing will really be done because of the infection in the gum but I will finally get a script for an antibiotic and hopefully something for the pain.
Well it is the next day and I have not burned in a fiery explosion of hellfire and brimstone. I guess being the "Left Hand of Lucifer" really isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Yeah, I was expecting something to make me blow up real good. But nothing.
She also quite calling after I put her on speaker phone and Kyriele and I laughed and laughed at her.
I mean even Corky would go "Look bitch, you're mental"
Crazy is as Crazy does.
19:14 Jan 21 2010 Times Read: 674
I've been kicking around what should really be my first entry into my newly reboot journal. While I have quite a few ideas on what I wanted to post about I've been trying to figure out how I exactly want to express those ideas. While I was doing that I had this little experience and well, it took the grand prize.
So the other week I was cruising through profiles and doing ratings, etc.. Normal activities for anyone on VR. Now when I stumble across a profile that is from MI I tend to drop them a note. Both myself and my wife (Kyriele on VR) are always looking for new people to meet, hang out with and just in general have fun and be social with. As I'm going through profiles I find someone from MI and I drop them a note and we chat for a bit.
Now at this time their profile wasn't overly filled with information and there was some poor spelling and grammar and while that's a peeve of mine I don't hold it against people. So we chat, everything seems OK and Yahoo names are exchanged and numbers are exchanged for further communication. Then somewhere, somehow it all changed.
The more I got to know this person the more I realized that this person and I wouldn't really be friends of any close or regular nature. Just had nothing in common and they weren't the type of person I would try to befriend. Not only that, other things came into light that would make me hesitant to befriend this person anyways. They are bi-polar, have paranoia issues, anger issues, they are disabled (never said if it was physical or mental but I'm going with mental). This person had to move back in with their parents because this person is a hoarder and is completely unclean when living on their own. This wasn't a choice by the person it was made by others for their own well being!
Now as I am discovering all of this I am also now hearing from this person about all the people on VR that is causing problems with them. The fights, the drama, the bullshit. All the stuff I hate on VR and to make it worse this level 20ish member is picking these fights with Immortals. It baffles my mind how one person can enrage so many at once in private conversations on a site like this. I mean that takes some fucking talent and dedication.
Of course as this is all happening, this person starts chatting with Kryriele who has taken the nice approach. Kyriele tries to help this person with their profile and how to be while on VR and is utterly and completely nice about everything. At some point last night this all boils over and we find out that this person just couldn't stop and got into it with more people, Immortals again actually. The end result, suspended from VR for good.
So today I get an IM about all this and I'm told that they threatened Cancer. I kind of just rolled my eyes at this and asked how they did this. Honestly, it's to much of a joke to give the actual threats. They were so far fetched and unrealistic it was just amazing. By this point my crazy and drama meters were pinging in the red and I was on my last straw with this person. I was then asked when we were going to hang out and I just couldn't placate this anymore. I had to be honest.
Upon learning that I had no desire to continue any form of friendship or acquaintance with them a thermal nuclear meltdown commenced. I was called a liar, a fake and that they never wanted to be my friend anyway. Then the big threats just like they gave Cancer started coming. The police would be called and told that I was harassing them. I would regret ever fucking with the person and their emotions. Now I "knew" this person for the better part of a week maybe 10 days. What emotions would be there?! Unless crazy has some sort of weird shrine dedicated to me and I didn't know it.
My cell phone was riddled with call after call for about 20 minutes. Being told I would be called until I was forced to change my number. I was told and I quote "You messed with the wrong bitch online" and that they were the left hand of Lucifer and they were going to cast a black magic spell on me tonight.
So if I'm not around tomorrow or anymore you'll know what happened to me. A black magic spell took my soul to hell where this person is the "Left hand of Lucifer".
Come on now! You forgot: I'm a lying, ugly cunt! And you forgot about the FBI, the godfather of the mafia, the beating of children AND the entire curse: to burn in flames by Black Majick. If you're gonna tell a story....
Ha, I recognize the "Fight Club" reference in this. Also, every time I hear the word "reboot" I think of the animated show that ABC had back in the 90s - did you ever see it?
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